PauLiNKa'S SiTe

November 2, 2004

Go people, vote! =D I passed the constitution test yey End of the 1st quarter was on friday so we have 3/4 of school year left ;)

Kasia- dziekuje za kwiatuszka =]~

Piotrek- powodzenia na tescie w piatek!

"Kazdy z nas ma inne niebo, takie, w jakie sam wierzy. Kiedy umre, bede musiala narodzic sie ponownie i raz jeszcze przejsc przez to wszystko." -Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes

"Kiedy nadejdzie smierc, poczuje ulge. Juz nic nie bedzie mnie bolalo. Nigdy wiecej! Mialem kiedys taki piekny sen..." -Kurt Cobain

*LoVe iS WHeN u CaN'T PaY aTTeNTioN iN CLaSS CuZ u FoReVa WRiTiN uR FiRST NaMe W/ HiS LaST*

November 1, 2004

No school today! Ojj Bartek zamiast moich to Twoje lekcje bede odrabiac? grrr lol

I'm so happy today thanks to u baby ****! (thank u for the candies and sweet kisses=)

When I Stand Up For Myself And My Beliefs, They Call Me A BITCH. When I Stand Up For Those I Love, They Call Me A BITCH. When I Speak My Mind, Think My Own Thoughts Or Do Things My Way, They Call Me A BITCH. Being a BITCH Means I Won't Compromise What's In My Heart. It Means I Live My Life MY Way. It Means I Won't Allow Anyone To Step On Me. When I Refuse To Tolerate Justice And Speak Against It, I Am Defined As A BITCH. The Same Thing Happens When I Take Time For Myself Instead Of Being Everyone's Maid, Or When I Act A Little Selfish. It Means I Have The Courage And Strenght To Allow Myself To Be Who I Truly Am And Won't Become Anyone Else's Idea Of What They Think I "Should" Be. I Am Outspoken, Opinionated, And Determined. I Want What I Want And There Is Nothing Wrong With That! So Try To Stomp On Me, Try To Douse My Inner Flame, Try To Squash Every Ounce Of Beauty I Hold Within Me. You Won't Succeed. And If That Makes Me A BITCH, So Be It. I Embrace The Title And Am Proud To Bear It.

B-Babe I-In T-Total C-Control of H-Herself

Go Ahead, Call Me A BITCH

Love, PauLiNKa

By:Mitski&Eve

October 27, 2004

Hajj sloneczka I'm back! Had to take a little break... So what's happenin'? Jak tam po mojej i braciszka imprezce? Thx 2 everyone that showed up and I hope u had fun! Chyba troche za duzo bylo alkoholu, bo wszyscy najebani byli hehe I oczywiscie bylo troche drama ale whatever Moj sufit niestety jest popekany, bo za duzo ludzi bylo na gorze..ale spoko rodzice jakos mi kiedys wybacza co nie? Za rok 18nastka to imprezka na cala chate ok.

Wielkie dzieki dla Bartusia 4 helpin me clean up!

New Pics 2morrow

Lots of new upcoming events

oD PiWa GLoWa Sie KiWa

oD WoDKi RoZuM KRoTKi

October 13, 2004

Ja pier*ole, lzy do oczu same naplywaja...

I cried my ass of yesterday because of this stupid motherfucker I live under one roof with. I call him my "dad". But I don't know who he is to me right now. I mean how can u say that someone is ur relative when u know he/she doesn't give a shit about u. I don't know...

Yesterday I finally got my id! Whoohoo I'm going clubbin' on saturday cuz my party is probably gonna be postponed, if not canceled, because of u know who (look above).

Moze Jeszcze Kiedys Sie Spotkamy,

Moze W Moich Oczach Beda Lzy,

Bo Nie Latwo Jest Zyc Wspomnieniamy,

Slowem "Ja" Zastapic Slowo "My"

October 10, 2004

Grrr zawsze musze coz zjebac =(((

Pilnowalam wczoraj dzieci How cute...

No school tomorrow=gonna go shoppin and get my id;)

Wiecie co, gdy ma sie chandre to naprawde nie chce sie jesc. It's a nice way to lose some weight =\

"Jestem sam. Nie mam przyjaciol, bo przyjaciel to wrog, ktorego juz >>rozpracowalem<<. To jego musze sie bac najbardziej." -Kurt Cobain

*There are more than 200 different types of Barbies.

Niech Pokoj Zapanuje Miedzy Nami

Badzmy Wszyscy Razem Bracmi I Siostrami

Pomagajmy Sobie Jak Tylko Kto Moze

Prosze Cie Boze

~*~Why is life always so cruel?~*~
*Is life going to always treat me like a fool¿*
~Are you supposed to be sad all the time?~
*Is the world such a bad crime¿*
~Why does life always hurt?~
*It feels as if my face is getting pushed in the dirt*
~Life is a big puzzle that is hard to figure out~
*Would this place be fun¿ That I doubt!*
~Why does it seem to be comin to this?~
*It's as if every word now adays is just a diss*
~Why does is feel like I've been stabbed in the back?~
*Fears of life still to lack*
~I do not want to live this life no more
*I just want to die, just drop down to the floor.*
~Sometimes i wish i could have a knife~
~*~But now i have realized this is the real world. This is LIFE!~*~

October 8, 2004

It's so funny how nice people act to me now that they know I'm having a party =D Remember only invited people can get in SORRY!

Ewelina pamietasz jak gadalysmy ze, "to takie slodkie jak chlopak glowkuje sie nad tym jak zrobic pierwszy krok do dziewczyny." It is! It's so cute ;)

NEW aim s/n= xpaulinka17 (starting October 11th)

*The first product to have a UPC bar code on its packaging was Wrigley's gum.

~SMaRT GiRLS R MoRe iNTeReSTeD iN HaViNG FuN THaN TRyiNG To LooK PeRFeCT~

I Can't Believe You Haven't Called Me.

I Can't Believe You Can't Even Say Good-bye.

I Can't Believe That I'll Never Be In Your Arms Again,

Or Feel The Beating Of Your Heart Against Mine.

"Life in the Fat Line" by Cherie Bennett (pg. 150)

October 6, 2004

Today's my 17th b-day! How cute, i can finally get into clubs legally ;)

My Party's in: 11 days

sms:

pawel

happy birthday paulina

natalka

happy 17th birthday i hope all ur dreams come true good luck in everythin muah

yana

happy b-day hon! muahhz luv ya

kasia

happy b-day!!!

andy

happy bday

jerry

happy birthday my love (hehe)

gg:

marek (6-10-2004 21:04)
wszystkiego najlepszego

monika (5-10-2004 9:36)
wsystkiego naj...z okazji jutrzejszych urodzinek

pawel 1(6-10-2004 9:19)
zdrowia szczescia pomaranczy niech ci ch³opak nago tanczy wszystkiego najlepszego od Œniadego

pawel z polski(6-10-2004 8:45)
wszystkiego naj naj naj lepszego

piotrek z wawy (6-10-2004 8:44)
wszystkieog najlepszego

sylwia

happy birthday

monika

wszystkiego najlepszego

kamil

wszystkiego najlepszego

dan

happy birthday

piotrek

go shorty it's ur birthday (hehehe)

piotrek 2

happy birthday

wioletta

wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin, duzo szczescia, radosci, pomyslnosci

natalia

wszystkiego najlepszego

kenny

happy birthday

etc., etc.,

thank u guys! dziekuje!

October 5, 2004

Happy B-day Monisia!

Happy B-day Gosia!

My B-day: tomorrow!!

Asia pamietaj ze przynosisz 17 flaszek na moja imprezke =D

* The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

I love the way you hold me and how I feel free, the way all the pain dissolves and the fear is free to leave. I love the way you kiss me: it makes me feel just right, in the right places and up late at night. You are always there for me when others roam around, when i wanna cry you make me feel alive. I hope i never lose you like the way i did before. I know i should trust you and never let you go. I know you care about me and the same goes for you: if by chance something goes wrong, you know i'm there for you

//WoLe By NieNaWiDZoNo MNie Za To, KiM JeSTeM NaPRaWDe, NiZ KoCHaNo Za To, Ze uDaJe KoGoS LePSZeGo. BieRZCie MNie TaKa, JaKa JeSTeM\\

...aS LoNG aS u BeLieVe, u WiLL aCHieVe...

October 3, 2004

Dostalam list od Ewelinki z pocztowka na urodziny =) Dziekuje! (i masz racje piszac "minely wakacje, wszystko wrocilo do normy")

*It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Pierdole tych wszystkich playerow, co umieja kazda laske wyrwac, a gdy je juz wyruchaja, nie zdolaja sie pozegnac Pierdolcie sie!

Pierdole te dziewczyny co mysla ze sa wszystkim, innym patrza z gory, na szacunek juz ich nie stac Pierdolcie sie!

Pierdole tych ludzi, co bez narkotykow nie widza zycia, bo dla nich dzien bez nawykow to jak dzien bez powietrza Pierdolcie sie!

Pierdole falszywych przyjacieli, bo dla nich tylko to sie liczy, bys spadl na same smieci Pierdolcie sie!

...

Tak jak ja dla was, tak i wy dla mnie jestescie niczym!

...CHCe uToPiC SMuTKi W KieLiSZKu WoDKi...

October 1, 2004

Horoskop Dla: Wagi (Libra) 09.24-10.23

"Waga nie przeklina i nie znosi chamskich, wulgarncyh i prostackich. W szkole nie ma najmniejszych klopotow. Jedyne czego powinna sie wystrzegac, to nadmiernego przejmowania sie innymi i wiary w to, ze odplaca sie tym samym. Tak po prostu nie jest! Choc pozornie akceptuje wszystkich chlopakow, jest bardzo wymagajaca. Nudziarze nie sa mile widziani. Ta laska zyje na pelnych obrotach. (...)"

Source: Bravo

"Potrafisz zawsze znalezc wyjscie z sytuacji, ze wszyscy sa zadowoleni. W milosci jestes wierna i oddana. Kiedy kochasz to cala soba i czasami az do bolu. Chlopak powinien umiec o ciebie zadbac. Miejsce na urodzinowa bibke: Im dalej od domu, tym lepiej (lol) Zaciagnij przyjaciol do dyskoteki albo do pubu. (...)"

Source: Twist

"Wreszcie zaczniesz miec apetyt na flirt. Poranne wstawanie do szkoly okaze sie niewyobrazalnie bolesne, a i w ciagu dnia trudno bedzie wykrzesac z Ciebie choc odrobine radosci. (...)"

Source: Dziewczyna

"Cenne jest Twoja przywiazanie do rodziny. Choc nie widac tego na pierwszy rzut oka, dla najblizszych jestes w stanie zrobic wszystko. Najbardziej lubisz zakupy. To jest to, co Cie odpreza. (...)"

Source: Popcorn

*The United States Department of Agriculture reports that the average American eats eight and a half pounds of pickles a years. Dill pickles are twice as popular as sweet.

/i'M WaLKiN aRouNd 2 See WHo My ReaL FRieNDS aRe...\

September 26, 2004

New Pix!

Urodzinki za 11 dni =] Imprezka u Paulinki ;)

Yesterday ZeroGravity was fun (if i wouldn't take my purse w/ me; sorry Pawel) A juz niedlugo bede mogla wchodzic do klubow "legalnie" lol yep yep

"Backstreet Boys is Gay"~~~Click Here

* The giraffe's heart is huge; it weighs twenty-five pounds, is two feet long, and has walls up to three inches thick.

"Dobrze Wychowana"

Przyjaciolka zaprosila mnie na swoje urodziny. Gdy dotarlam pod jej dom, byla 6 wieczorem i panowaly ciemnosci. Na podworku stal jej tata. Powiedzialam mu, "Dobry wieczor", ale on sie nie odezwal. W srodku wszystkim o tym opowiedzialam. I okazalo sie, ze....uklonilam sie orzechowi zawinietemu na zime w worek!

-Ana

September 25, 2004

Shopping today was great! Radek dzis przyjezdza wiec bedzie fajnie Oh and today I'm gonna develop my pics from Poland so I'll put them on the site probably on Monday =)

My B-Day (urodzinki): 12 days

Monisia przylatuje in: 4 days

* Why is a wedding ring always worn on the third finger? It was once believed that a vein of blood ran directly from the third finger on the left hand to the heart. The vein was called "vena amoris", or the vein of love, and early writings on matrimonial procedure suggested that it would be appropriate for one's wedding finger to be worn on that special finger.

September 24, 2004

Ale szybciutko zlecial ten tydzien ufff ;)

Mr. Fazzio, "So Paulina u like to run" (after I ran outside for the whole period)

Me, "Yea"

Mr. F., "Yeaaa, high 5 for u for that"

(yea, that's the only thing I like about P.E.) I'd rather run than play this stupid soccer =\ No bo strasznie jest jak "leci" na ciebie 5 kolesi ktorzy moga ci przywalic pilka hahaha ale mam jednego takiego spoko kolesia to przynajmniej mam na co popatrzec =]~

*60% of the potatoes in the United States come from Idaho.

"Unaware"
You Yawn ;
A baby is born.
You're Tired;
Someone's fired.
You try to sleep, you're trying;
A little girl is alone in her room, crying.
You start to dream, you're flying;
Someone is also lying in their bed, dying.

September 22, 2004

Happy B-day Dominika!

*3000 people under the age of 18 start smoking every day.

~I'll be there
~When no one is there for you*
~And you think no one cares*
~When the whole world walks out on you*
~And you think you're alone*
~I'll be there*
~When the one you care about the most*
~Could care less about you*
~When the one you gave your heart to*
~Throws it in your face*
~I'll be there*
~When the person you trusted*
~Betrays you*
~When the person you share all your memories with*
~Can't even remember your birthday*
~I'll be there*
~When all you need is a friend*
~To listen to you whine*
~When all you need is someone*
~To catch your tears*
~I'll be there*
~When your heart hurts so bad*
~You cant even breathe*
~When you just want to crawl up and die*
~I'll be there*
~When you start to cry*
~After hearing that sad song*
~When the tears just won't*
~Stop falling down*
~I'll be there*
~So you see I'll be there until the end*
~This is a promise I can make*
~If you ever need me*
~Just give me a call and...*
~I'll be there...*

"Nie chcialabym zginac w wypadku samochodowym. Czuje, ze smierc napotka mnie pieknego dnia pod wodospadem."

September 19, 2004

Buuu I'm sad =( Nikt mnie nie kocha =,(

My B-day in: 18 days

Za 10 dni Monisia przylatuje!!

Sylwunia= don't worry, it's not ur fault! i still luv ya!

*An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain.

Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,"Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty !" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

September 16, 2004

Happy B-day Iza!

Mr. Schuett, "So, Paulina, what do u miss most about Poland?"

Me, "Everything"

Mr. S. "You're gonna go back there?"

Me, "Of course I am"

=)))

*If you screamed continuously for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would produce enough energy to heat coffee.

"A Girl's Poem"

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, But a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook;

I can pump my own gas.
I can talk to my friends,

About the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.

At least I can admit, To others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, At any cost.
And I don't have a problem, Admitting I'm lost.

I don't forget An important date.
You just gotta deal with it; I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies, With lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, To remember the score.

I won't lose my hair; I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,

Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear - I can do better!

Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face, Not at my chest!

I don't have a problem,

With expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying; you look at the ceiling.

Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN, Get it, you prick?

September 11, 2004

Busy week...=\ Lots of new upcoming events. Check them out.

~a BeST FRieND CaN See u WaLK iN WiTH a SMiLe aND STiLL KNoW SoMeTHiNG'S WRoNG~

/JaK Nie MaSZ Po Co ZyC, ZNaJDZ CoS, Dla CZeGo WaRTo oDDaC ZyCie\

*It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.

Freaky September 11th Facts!

One of the planes flight numbers that hit one of the twin towers, was QU33NY. In Microsoft Word, type in that flight number. Enlarge the font size to 26. Then change the font to Wingdings and see what happens

Date of attack: 9+1+1=11

September 11 is the 254th day of the year2+5+4=11

After September 11 there are 111 days left in the year

The twin towers, standing side by side resemble 11.

The first plane to hit the towers was flight 11

New York- the 11th state added to the union

The Pentagon- 11 letters

New York City- 11 letters

Afghanistan- 11 letters

George W Bush- 11 letters

flight 77-> 65 on board, 6+5=11

Flight 11-> 92 on board- 9+2=11

Thx AngelKizz!

September 3, 2004

Happy 21st B-day Maciek!! Buzka

3 day weekend! But i'm not going out anywhere...I gotto save some money for my birthday...

First week of school was ok i guess. I got all the guy teachers except for french class. Nice isn't it? nice nice

*If you bang your head against a wall for an hour you burn 150 calories.

"*Near to the door*
*he paused to stand*
*as he took his class ring*
*off her hand*
*all who were watching*
*did not speak*

*as a silent tear*
*ran down his cheek*
*and through his mind*
*the memories ran*
*of the moments they walked*
*and ran in the sand hand in hand*
*but now her eyes were so terrible cold*
*for he would never again*
*have her to hold*
*they watched in silence*
*as he bent near*
*and whispered the words..*
*""I LOVE YOU"" in her ear*
*he touched her face and started to cry*
*as he put on his ring and wanted to die*
*and just then the wind began to blow*
*as they lowered her casket*
*into the snow....*
*this is what happens*
*to man alive.....*
*when friends let friends....*
*drink and drive.* "

August 31, 2004

School sux!

"We were just out riding, me and the guys, when the jeep started flipping, we all closed our eyes. As everything got quiet, I tried so hard to speak. Make sure everyone was okay, but my body was too weak. My eyes wouldn't open, my arms wouldn't move. I know I'll be okay, my condition will improve. When I was finally lifted up, I wasn't prepared to see the mangled body that lay before me. I could hear my friends talking, asking me if I was alright. I can't believe this is happening. After all, it's Friday night. The ambulance came and the choppers were sent to land. There was no turning back, for I was already in God's hands. But only the good die young and my time on earth was through. One day we'll be together again. At Heaven's gate I'll welcome all of you. So try to be strong and please don't cry I've got my wings I'm learning to fly. Think of the good times and keep me in your heart, so when you need me most we'll never be apart!"

*Typewriter is the longest word that can be made only using one row on the keyboard.

August 24, 2004

43 more days 'till my b-day

*Coca-cola can be used as car oil.

ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE:

Penis breath, a lover's dread

Is what you get when you give head

Unpleasant as it tends to be

Be grateful that he doesn't pee

It's times like this, you wonder why

You bothered reaching for his fly

But it's too late, can't be a tease

Accept the facts, get on your knees

You know you've got a job to do

So open wide and shove it through

Lick the tip then take it all

Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl

Slide up and down, use your tongue

And feel the precum start to run

So when the fuck he's gonna cum?

Just when you can't take anymore

You hear your lover's mighty roar

And when he hits that real high note

You feel it oozing down your throat

Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff

Okay, already that's enough

Let's switch you say, before you gag

And what's your revenge? You're on the rag.

August 22, 2004

Yesterday I was at Paris Cafe. It's actually a pretty cool place. Got home at 1, made a few phone calls, went to sleep and at 4 in the morning (lmao) Natalka comes by =) i didn't see her for abt 6 weeks! so it's good that u came by kochanie, remember we're drinking next weekend! (last weekend b4 school =(((

*In the English language 'four' is the only number spelled with the same number of characters as its value.

/Kazdy sam szuka odpowiedzi na dreczace go pytania. Im tych pytan wiecej, tym wiekszy odczuwasz bol. Nie moge pouczac, bo sama nie wiem jak powinnam zyc.\

"Nie mozesz stac w miejscu i glupot innych sluchac. Lepiej sie ruszyc i innych nauczac."

How To Toilet-Train You Cat CLiCK HeRe

NaJWyZSZy CZaS Na ZMiaNe!

August 20, 2004

(48 days 'till my b-day)

Ja chce do Polskiii! =((( Zyje teraz tylko wspomnieniami...

"Dokadkolwiek Ide, Wiem Skad Przyszlam."

Pamietam..Nie Zapomne..Czesto Sie Topie..W Oceanie Wspomnien..

Pozdrowionka dla: Ewelinki, Igi, Ewki, Anki, Mariusza, Marty, Irenki, Edyty, Ani, Przemka, Radka (hihi Ewelina pamietasz?), Mariusza, Lukasza, no i oczywiscie dla wszystkich przystojnych policjantow i ochroniarzy ktorzy sa przemili =) Nigdy nie zapomne tych wakacji!

*20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions are written each year

"Podoba mi sie pewien chlopak, Marcin. Kiedy wiec facetka od biologii powiedziala, ze mamy przygotowac razem referat, mialam ochote ja wycalowac. Umowilismy sie u mnie. Oboje bardzo lubimy biologie, wiec pisanie poszlo nam sprawnie. Pomyslalam, ze po ciezkiej pracy nalezy nam sie jakas nagroda, dlatego zaproponowalam Marcinowi lody czekoladowe (wiedzialam z dobrze poinformowanych zrodel, ze je wprost uwielbia!). Pozarl swoja porcje chyba w 20 sekund! Ja natomiast swoja jadlam bardzo powoli, rozkoszujac sie kazda lyzeczka. Niestety, w pewnej chwili tak sie zagapilam na Marcina, ze troche lodow spadlo mi miedzy nogi...hmm...no, dokladnie tam! To nie bylo jeszcze takie straszne. Najgorsze, ze moj glupi jak but pies, ktory dotad lezal grzecznie w kacie pokoju, poderwal sie i zaczal zlizywac ze mnie deser! Marcin popatrzyl na nas z obrzydzeniem i, rzuciwszy szybkie, "czesc", wybiegl z mojego pokoju. Dalam taka plame (doslownie!), ze teraz na randke z Marcinem nie mam co liczyc!

Paula, 14 lat

August 18, 2004

NeW PiX!!

*7up was created in 1929.

"Chodze do I klasy gimnazjum, wiec kiedy Przemek z III A zaprosil mnie na dyskoteke, pekalam z dumy. Przez caly dzien przypominalam tego kolesia z reklamy Red Bulla. To znaczy, nie chodzilam po szkole normalnie, tylko niemal unosilam sie pod sufitem na malutkich, niewidzialnych skrzydelkach. Ale po powrocie do domu spadlam na ziemie! Rodzice zaczeli sie pieklic, ze umowilam sie ze starszym chlopakiem. Poprosilam ich, zeby dali sobie przedstawic Przemka i przekonali sie, ze jest naprawde przyzwoitym facetem. Jakims cudem sie zgodzili. W dniu imprezy, chlopak przyszedl po mnie do domu. Byl porzadnie ubrany, a dla mamy przyniosl kwiatki. Trzeba przyznac, ze zrobilo to na niej wrazenie. Byloby super, gdyby nie tekst, jaki mamuska potem do mnie puscila (niby szeptem, ale takim, zeby gostek uslyszal): "Masz tu dziecko, gaz pieprzowy. Gdyby kolega zaczal sie do Ciebie dobierac, poprostu go zalatw!". No dzieki, mamusiu! Mialam kompletnie popsuty wieczor. Przemek co chwile pytal, kiedy w koncu uzyje gazu."

Agniecha, 13 lat

Read An Article~~~Zobaczylam Swiat Na Trzezwo

August 14, 2004

I woke up at 6am today =\

Poland was just great!!! I had so much fun! I could get into any club (though sometimes they checked id's, but me and Ewelina always found a way in ;) They didn't check my id even when I was ordering some beer at the club. It was just awesome. And cops? They flirt w/ every girl! lol polskiego hip hopu sie nasluchalam, na maksa sie wyimprezowalam i nie ma niczego do zalowania ;)

Muza na topie teraz w Polsce:

Trzeci Wymiar- Dla Mnie Masz Stajla

O-Zone- Dragostea Din Tei

Kelis- Trick Me

52 Debiec- To My

Sistars- Sutra

Mario Winans- I Don't Wanna Know

Britney Spears- Everytime

Maroon 5- This Love

ATB- Ecstacy

Ann Winsborn- Je N'ai Pas Compris

Liber/Doniu- Skarby

Liber/Marian- Jedna Z Drog

Baby Bash- Suga Suga

Usher- Yeah

Ivan & Delfin- Jej Czarne Oczy

So here's how my 5 weeks went:

Week 1: July 21st- me, Ewelina, Iga, and Marta went to "Klub21". Byl konkurs na "najladniejsze nogi", so Marta decided to participate and won a 2nd place. She got a champagne and shared it with us, so we were kinda buzzin ajjj ;)

Week 2: July 17- me and Ewelina went to "Klub Stars". We met these 2 funny guys (Radek & Mariusz). Danced a little (but the music sucked). So after 3 full beers + 2 more which the guys bought us we were really buzzin. At 4 we decided to go home (don't worry we got home safely). July 21- me, Ewelina & Iga went to TechnoMission at club "Premiera". It was great!!! Tons of people + great music. July 22- me, Ewelina, Iga, Marta back at "Klub21", but it wasn't as good as the first time we went there. The Dj sucked cuz he was talking through most of the music. Konkurs Malowania Cial. We stayed 'till 2 and went home.

Week 3: July 28th- TechnoMission at "Premiera" w/ Ewelina, Edyta & Ania. It was awesome again. Unfortunately, like last week, some guys fought and this time it included Edyta's brother which made her wanna go home early.

Week 4: July 31st- me and Ewelina met some guys (Przemek, Lukasz) near the club, so we decided to chill w/ them for a little bit. 3 beers per head was enough to make each of us have a good humor =) August 4- TechnoMission w/ Ewelina & Edyta. Again it was awesome, but again some guys fought grrr. I danced the whole night and couldn't move the next day lol. August 5th- Klub21 w/ Iga. "Impreza na Piasku". It was fun dancing on the sand hehe But again the music sucked! August 6th- Me and Ewelina got free tickets for this day to "Premiera", so we went there. Spoko muza i wiecej powodzenia u chlopakow a to pewnie temu, bo bylysmy w miniowkach lol Super sie tanczylo i bylo poprostu zajebiscie. One of the security guys started talking to me and that's how I got myself a free ticket for next week's "TechnoMission" lol

Week 5: August 11- Ewelina, Irenka, and me first poszlysmy na piwko do parku. A tam policja nagle do nas podchodzi i sie pytaja, "Co pijemy?" We're like nothin, so they went. But then they come back again and one of them asks, "Kogo to Tatra?" (Ewelina's beer fell on the ground) and she's like, "No to moje ale ja zaraz bede miec 18 lat, no i to sa wakacje a kolezanka (pokazujac na mnie) jest ze Stanow i w piatek wraca to po co ma miec zle wspomnienia o Polsce?" z takim usmieszkiem + noga na noge w spodniczce i policja nam "darowala". See, isn't Poland the greatest? Especially the cops? hehe (they got some cuter ones too!) so anyways we went to Premiera after that and the TechnoMission was once again great. We stayed 'till like 4 and went home.

August 13, 2004

Hey hey guess who's back? ;) It's 4pm and I just got home from the airport and I'm really tired, so I'm gonna go straight to bed. I'll write more 2morrow.

P.S. W Polsce bylo zajebiscie!

Goodnight =]*

*China has more English speakers than England.

2 guys were walking down the street. One of them looks down and sees something brown. He picks it up, sniffs it, and says, "It smells like poo." He takes a bite and says, "It tastes like poo." Then he throws it over his shoulder and says, "Good thing I didn't step in it!"

July 8, 2004

Bye everyone!! I got my flight at 9pm, so I probably won't be home from 6:30 already. I'll miss all of u and hope u all have a great time here. Muahhhh

Natalka- don't cry, he'll be back in a month ;)

My Husband- chlip chlip I'll miss ya

Moje Kochanie- hope u won't forget about me =)

Piotrek- we gotto chill as soon as I come back cuz I (finally) got those pics you've been waiting for 5 months lol I would put them on the site, but my scanner's broken =\

BYE EVERYONE! I'm coming back August 13th.

*17% of all teenagers smoke.

~~I GueSS We'LL NeVeR KNoW..eXaCTLy WHeN THeSe RiVeRS GoNNa FLoW..aND i GueSS We'LL NeVeR uNDeRSTaND..uNTiL We ReaCH THe PRoMiSe LaND~~

There is a boy

I like so well

He likes me too, I can tell

He stole my heart away from me

And now he wants to set it free

He sat a girl upon his knee

And told her things he never told me

I went home and mother didn't say a word

Father came home later that night

And searched for me left and right

The stairs he climbed

The door he broke

To see me hanging from a rope

He got a knife

To cut me down

He found a note on the ground

Dig a grave, dig it deep

Place a statue above my feet

A satue of a dove

To show the world

"I DIED FOR LOVE!"

July 7, 2004

When summer comes,

What will I do,

When you are gone, I will miss you.

We could call each other,

But that is not enough.

How can I get to you,

I don't know what will I do without you.

I will find the way anytime, anyday;

I love you so much,

I don't want to leave you and your soft touch.

I will miss the sweet things you say,

When you tell me how pretty I am,

I will miss all the things you say;

All the things that make me feel loved,

I kneel my bed every night and pray,

That things will be ok.

We could write letters everyday,

Maybe that can make it better.

So this is good bye till then,

When we are together again.

Tomorrow= Going to Poland

*100% of lottery winners gain weight.

u SaY u LoVe Me, u SaY u CaRe, So WHy THe HeCK You NeVeR THeRe?

July 4, 2004

I was supposda chill y-day with this guy I met like a week ago, but my brother and Sebastian didn't let me because one of this guy's friends does heroin and the other was in jail for like his whole life =\ See, they take good care of me right? hehe so then I chilled with Bartek and Seba for a little bit and then went to sleep.

*'Stewardesses' is the longest word that can be made using only your left hand when typed.

~~DoN'T DeNy THe iNNeR BiTCH iN YouRSeLF..LeT HeR ouT..SeT HeR FRee!~~

There was this old lady who bought a house, she wanted to name it. So one day she was sitting outside on her porch and heard two boys screaming at each other, and one of the boys said, "you big hairy butt" so the lady named her house Big Hairy Butt. Then the next day she bought a cat, she wanted to name it. She was outside gardening and stopped on a stick and it went crack, so she named the cat Crack. Then one day she lost har cat, so she went to her neighbors and said, "I looked all around my Big Hairy Butt and couldn't find my Crack."

July 3, 2004

Yesterday was fun..I guess..hehe cuz I didn't get any sleep, but oh well. Anywayz first I chilled by Jerry's house and we drank 7 shots. Then I chilled over at this other guy's house who was on 2 "pills" so he wouldn't let me go to sleep. Grrrr damn I mean how long can u massage my feet for? lol I drank another 7 shots there lol but it's all good since I didn't puke; (I just remembered this one time when I chilled over at J.'s and drank about 12 shots straight up and locked myself in the bathroom =\ Tom had to use a knife to open the door and let me out cuz I passed out brrr bad memories) Ok so i got home at 12 in the mornirng and slept 'till like 6 pm..2 more weekend days!

*20% of women look at man's butt before his face

//FRieNDS DoN'T LeT FRieNDS GeT DRuNK aND TaKe HoMe uGLy GuyS!\\

A teacher walks around a classroom and tells students that she wants them to close their eyes and she's gonna put an object in their mouth and she wants them to tell her what it is...she comes to a boy and puts a hershey kiss in his mouth and asks him what it was. He said, "hmmm I'm not sure." She said, "here's a hint: it's a thing your dad wants from your mom before he goes to work." ..a little girl in the back screams, "SPIT IT OUT, IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!"

July 1, 2004

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All the answers in this quiz are NOT obscence in any way. The answers are at the bottom of my entry.

Vocabulary test for the dirty minded:

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3. What can you find in man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4. What word starts with 'f' and ends with 'u-c-k'?

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in 'u-n-t', one of which is a word for woman?

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

7. What four letter word begins with 'f' and ends with 'k', and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9. What four letter word ends in 'i-t' and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

ANSWERS:

1. (talk)

2. (legs)

3. (a twenty dollar bill)

4. (firetruck)

5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)

6. (pants)

7. (fork)

8. (Almond Joy candy bar)

9. (grit)

10. (last name)

June 27, 2004

Yesterday was a fucked up day. I had a huge headache and stomachache. Unfortunately, that's not the only reason I had to stay home.

____- I don't know y u did this to me? I wanted to chill w/ u because I won't see u 4 the next month since I'm goin to Poland next week. But it's ok, nie bede Ci juz wiecej zawracac glowy.

Some other people have also put me down. It really shows how much they "care" about me.

I saw my husband y-day. At least he still loves me...

Mom- I finally understand y u worry about me and want me coming home more early. I agree w/ u completely, but u gotto know that there is someone who will never let that happen to me and that is my brother.

It's great knowing that u trust me. You're not only my mother, but also my best friend. Thank you!

Sorry 4 not taking any calls today, but I really don't feel like talking to anybody. I have tears in my eyes even writing this.

P.S. Natalcia I'll call u tomorrow, u gotto tell me about the "scary thing" =) love ya

Oh yea and ________ thx 4 bitchin at me about not taking ur call. It again shows how much even my close friends care about me and my health thx.

I wish I had someone who can laugh w/ me when I'm happy and who can put a smile on my face when I'm sad, but I don't...

*Snickers is the top selling candy sold in vending machines.

...No WHeRe oN YouR BiRTH CeRTiFiCaTe DiD iT SaY LiFe WouLD Be FaiR...

"When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,

when the road you're trudging seems all up hill,

when the funds are low, and the debts are high,

and you want to smile, but you have to sigh,

when care is pressing you down a bit,

rest, if you must, but don't quit.

Life is strange, with it's twists and turns,

as everyone of us sometimes learns.

And many a failure turns about

when he might have won ahd he stuck it out;

don't give up though the pace seems slow,

you may succeed with another blow.

Success is failure turned inside out--

the silver tint of the clouds of doubt,

and you never can tell how close your are,

it may be near when it seems so far:

so stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--

it's when things seem worst, that you must not quit."

[unknown]

June 26, 2004

Hey, well that was a fun day y-day, but I don't feel like writing about it lol SORRY

Sylwia- our "spacerki" were the best hahaha we gotto chill today

S.- it was nice meeting u, we'll chill tonite

G.- it was fun walking w/ u home hehe

D.- thank u for the ride =)

Natalka- ku*wa I'm not "J.'s lover" haha ohh dupa i luv u

Moje kochanie- we partying tonight ;)

*Pizza is the most served dinner in America

Remember: Don't Take Candy From Strangers..Unless They Offer a Ride.. =D

FLiP FLoPS..BeLLy ToPS..LeMoNaDe oN THe SHaDe..BLue SKieS..HoT GuyS..LaTe NiGHTS..WaTeR FiGHTS..iCe CReaM..SWeeT DReaMS..PaRTy TiMe..LooKiNG FiNe..SLeePiNG iN..SNeaKiNG ouT..THaT'S WHaT Me & Ma GuRLS aRe aLL aBouT!

~~~ReaD a SToRy (sad)

June 25, 2004

I counted all of my journal entries today and came up with 60! So that's my 61st Not bad huh? If I wrote one everyday I would come up with probably over 300, but u know my lazy ass can't do it brrr Hmmm maybe I'll publish a book from all of these journals? yea, right! lmao ok hope you have fun over the weekend (i know i will ooo =) Don't drink, be back home before 12 and u'll have the worst weekend ever lol BIG kisses 2 all my sexy dupy out there I LOVE U!

*The tongue is the strongest part of the body.

~iF You ReaLLy LoVe Me LiKe You SaY You Do, You'LL PuT No oNe aBoVe Me, THe WaY i Do WiTH You!~

>BeauTiFuL

>InTeLLiGeNT

>TaLeNTeD

>ChaRMiNG

>HaPPy

June 24, 2004

I'M GOIN TO POLAND!!!

I'm goin on July 8th and coming back August 13th (friday the 13th =\) God i'm so happy, but sorry to u guys- I won't be updating my site for a month. Oh yea and that means also that these two "last" weekends here I'm doing nothing but partying lol Call me up

~a BiTCH iS a DoG, a DoG BaRKS, BaRK iS PaRT oF a TRee, a TRee iS PaRT oF NaTuRe, aND NaTuRe iS BeauTiFuL, So NeXT TiMe u CaLL Me a BiTCH: THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT!~

..LoVe iS LiKe a GLaSS, So HaNDLe iT WiTH CaRe, FoR oNCe iT iS BRoKeN, iT CaN'T Be RePaiReD..

*In your lifetime you eat at least 8 spiders while sleeping.

I watched Simple Life 2 yesterday and it cracked me up hehe They're (Paris & Nicole) are seriously 2 dumb blondes, but I still think Paris Hilton is a hottie and Nicole has a nice tan =) Then I watched Redman and Methodman show and to tell u the truth it wasn't as great as I thought it would be=\

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "What should I do?..Oh I know." He proceeded to get under covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstacy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing here?!?" She said, "Shhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother."

June 23, 2004

Ok, so when was the last time I said I was happy? Yea, 2 days ago. Well guess wat now? Yesterday my mom reserved ticket flight to Poland for July 8th (-August 13th I think) but of course something had to happen again. My grandma is in the hospital, so that means that if I go to Poland I won't have a place to stay at! FUCK! I'm still goin', I don't care. Whoohoo at least my parents finally reserved me a ticket.

I wish I never came here...

I wish I stayed in Poland...

I realized my wishes never come true...

So why wish on anything?...

*There are more chickens in the world than people.

"LeaRN FRoM YeSTeRDaY, LiVe FoR ToDaY, HoPe FoR ToMoRRoW"

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

June 22, 2004

***The Top 10 Men***

1. The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"

2. The Dentist because he says, "Open wide"

3. The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"

4. The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in the back?"

5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it"

6. The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

7. The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em"

8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package.

9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice.

Check out new "Song Lyrics"

*40% of McDonald's products come from selling Happy Meals

June 21, 2004

I slept the whole day today...Sorry for not taking any calls, but my celly is turned off.

Life's been pretty wonderful lately... and I can't believe I'm actually saying this lol I mean, I know people say that I always got a smile on my face... Cause it's true, I don't like showing my problems to others, I'd rather show everyone I'm happy. But these last days I didn't have to pretend. It feels good to be happy!

i'M a *PRiNCeSS*

i LiVe iN THa CLouDZ

iF u WaNNa KiCK iT WiT Me...

u BeTTa BoW DoWN...

So GeT oN uR KNeeZ, N CaLL Me uR HiGHNeSS...

CuZ BaBy BeLieVe Me, i'M PoLaND'S FyNeST.

~~a FRieND HeLDS u uP WHeN u FaLL, But a BeST FRieND TRiPS u aND CaLLS u aN aSS~~

June 20, 2004

Guess what? I went to Downtown again and spend 2 hours there =0 I feel like not going there ever again lol Me and my dad had to drop off this guy from Poland. Then at 10 pm I chilled by my house w/ my best guy friend (hehe u know who u r) Thank u for the rose Awwww Then I went to the party w/ my baby* (not my husband, but my other baby =) It was cool, got home at 3 and didn't have a hangover lol That's it for now ByeBye

.:.iF LoVe iSN'T a GaMe, THeN WHy R THeRe So MaNy PLaYaZ?.:.

//LIVE is just EVIL spelled backwards\\

June 19, 2004

I'm so tired from yesterday. First at 11 am I had to go to Downtown to finally get my American passport done. So me and my dad were there for 4 hours. Then we went to get some food. We got home at 5 pm, but then at 6 again we went to the airport to pick up some guy from Poland. And of course knowing my luck, he was late for his first flight, so he arrived at 10 pm. I got home at 11 and just went straight to sleep. But the guy is not that bad, I talked to him for like an hour and he seemed really cool. Wanna wish u good luck and I'm sorry about ur brother. But remember- Never give up!

Pawel- Wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji 21 urodzin! (i know it was on thurs. but still=)

~PoPuLaRiTY LaSTS 'TiLL YeaRBooK DaY, ReSPeCT LaSTS FoReVeR~

/HoLD uR HeaD uP HiGH, CauSe ToMoRRoW u MaY Die\

June 13, 2004

I'm so tired..Got home at 10 in the morning..With a hangover..but this shit was nasty! (watever I drank)..I bez przepiwki blehhh..

So when we drinkin' again boys? Buzka 2 my future husband *********! Yep, we gettin married in 2010 (not 2005 ok baby?) So mark ur calendars people!

MTV Movie Awards on Thurs. was great!

I saw Dawid y-day at Bona..Szkoda,ze sie tylko wyminelismy =(((

Oh yea and Marek- Happy 22nd B-day! But u probably don't remember half the things that happened y-day lmao 3maj sie!

CZaS To PieNiaDZ, PieNiaDZ To PiWo, WieC WyPiJMy To PiWo, Bo SZKoDa CZaSu =]~

.:.When oNe DooR CLoSeS, aNoTHeR oNe oPeNS.:.

Read an Article "Chcieli Mnie Zgwalcic Z Zemsty"

June 11, 2004

This week was awesome! I practically didn't do nothing except: sleeping, tanning, shopping and that's it =D I looove vacations! And I just can't wait 'till I go to Poland! We gonna party our asses off Ewelincia! Miss ya so much! Oh yea and I disabled the right click on my website cuz just too many people copy my stuff. Was it that hard to ask? =\ 'Guess so. Have a nice day! Muahhh

Disco Polo: "Niebieskie oczy miala, a potem wyjechala. I nic mi nie zostalo, zaczalem pic kakao. A kiedy powrocila, do domu moja mila, w brzuchu jej cos siedzialo, 4 odnoza mialo" =D

~~~I BeLieVe iN aNGeLS. THe KiND THaT HeaVeN SeNDS. i'M SuRRouNDeD By aNGeLS, BuT I CaLL THeM My FRieNDS~~~

June 6, 2004

Damn this weekend wasn't really what I expected it to be. First of all, I wasn't gonna get drunk lol But when people won't leave u alone unless u drink another shot, u just gotto take it =\ But it's ok, I had fun. Then chillin w/ u baby was the best. I hope the age difference is not a "problem" to you =) Anywayz I'm gonna be sleeping this whole week so don't disturb me G-night!

"Nie oCZeKuJ oD 16-LaTKa RoZuMu 40-LaTKa."

..::i'M JuST LiKe a DRiNK u CaN'T PuT DoWN, u aLWaYS CoMe BaCK FoR ANoTHeR RouND::..

Read an Article "Moja Siostra Popelnila Samobojstwo"

June 5, 2004

Wakacje~~~Vacation Time! Drinkin, smokin, partyin, clubbin (...) time!

~~~PoLSKa~~~

"Polacy potrafia sie cieszyc chwila. Ta Polska radosc zycia jest godna pozazdroszczenia. Nie rozumiem tylko ich kupowania na kredyt drogich samochodow i domow jak palace." -Toni (Fin)

"Na co dzien boja sie wlasnej wylewnosci i staraja sie byc zdystansowani." -Steffen (Niemiec)

"Polska kojarzyla mi sie z pieknym latem i z brakiem szkoly." -Monrado (Hiszpan)

"Nie wystarczy znac jezyk. Polacy to narod zamkniety. Trzeba miec podobna mentalnosc i styl zycia." -Bart (Belg)

"Najbardziej nie lubie polskiego narzekania. Weszlo to Polakom w krew. Nawet jesli sa jakies swieta, to zwiazane ze smutnymi rocznicami- wojny, powstania."- Konrado (Hiszpan)

"Juz na peronie oczarowala mnie zlotolistna jesien i niebo, ktore ma o wiele ciekawsze barwy niz wloskie- nudne i blekitne." -Marco (Wloch)

"Polacy sa zyczliwi i otwarci. Nawet gdy sie smieja, bo kupuje tylko makaron i pomidory, to zyczliwie." -Marco (Wloch)

Source: "Jestem" Magazine

"Ponad 40% Polakow zyje w stresie."